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New Year's ecard: Here's to surviving the new year with the knowledge that people were more alarmed by Mayan Doomsday Prophesies than they were by scientific projections about the consequences of climate change. Ecard image showing: Here's to surviving the new year with the knowledge that people were more alarmed by Mayan Doomsday Prophesies than they were by scientific projections about the consequences of climate change.

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I had a lot of goals this year. Disproving alchemy. Giving someone a brain aneurysm using only logic. Overcoming my habit of stealing zoo animals whenever I feel sad. Anyway. I didn’t achieve any of my goals. I was right about knowing how to survive the Mayan Apocalypse though so that’s cool. Happy New Years, peoples!
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Published on 31 Dec 2012

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I had a lot of goals this year. Disproving alchemy. Giving someone a brain aneurysm using only logic. Overcoming my habit of stealing zoo animals whenever I feel sad. Anyway. I didn't achieve any of my goals. I was right about knowing how to survive the Mayan Apocalypse though so that's cool. Happy New Years, peoples!

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Here's to surviving the new year with the knowledge that people were more alarmed by Mayan Doomsday Prophesies than they were by scientific projections about the consequences of climate change.

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