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New Year's Ecard with text: Here's to surviving the new year with the knowledge that people were more alarmed by Mayan Doomsday Prophesies than they were by scientific projections about the consequences of climate change.
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about this card: 2012 | I had a lot of goals this year. Disproving alchemy. Giving someone a brain aneurysm using only logic. Overcoming my habit of stealing zoo animals whenever I feel sad. Anyway. I didn’t achieve any of my goals. I was right about knowing how to survive the Mayan Apocalypse though so that’s cool. Happy New Years, peoples!
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