![New Year's Ecard with text: Here's to surviving the new year with the knowledge that people were more alarmed by Mayan Doomsday Prophesies than they were by scientific projections about the consequences of climate change.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/803_hu82e61cad3efca17f295713211a21627d_65045_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | I had a lot of goals this year. Disproving alchemy. Giving someone a brain aneurysm using only logic. Overcoming my habit of stealing zoo animals whenever I feel sad. Anyway. I didn’t achieve any of my goals. I was right about knowing how to survive the Mayan Apocalypse though so that’s cool. Happy New Years, peoples!
30 Dec 2012