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Ecard text: I am sure your baby is going to be more special than all the other babies in the world, and that this is not some trick of evolutionary psychology to keep you from ever forgetting where you last put it.
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Ecard text: don't misunderstand me, I think babies are cute! It's children, adolescents and adults who are the monsters.
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