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Valentines ecard: I want to spend Valentines Day alone with you. And one of your more attractive friends.
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Here we are in the second month of our voyage aboard the good ship ‘2018’. Your Captain is here at the prow, crossbow in hand, on the look-out for albatrosses, and thinking about Valentines Day. Did you know people first celebrated Valentines Day in Roman times? They used to pair off women with men by a lottery. I know! And I’m a bad person for not celebrating it. Sigh. I’m just enabling you all.
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Published on 12 Feb 2018

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alone with you

Here we are in the second month of our voyage aboard the good ship '2018'. Your Captain is here at the prow, crossbow in hand, on the look-out for albatrosses, and thinking about Valentines Day. Did you know people first celebrated Valentines Day in Roman times? They used to pair off women with men by a lottery. I know! And I'm a bad person for not celebrating it. Sigh. I'm just enabling you all.

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I want to spend Valentines Day alone with you. And one of your more attractive friends.

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