Ecard text: happy anniversary. And if today turns out not to be our anniversary, then maybe this can make up for some other time I forgot.
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Ecard text: Try not to regard it as 'pissing your life away in an office job' and see it more as a Devil's Bargain you made, trading adventure and excitement for the sake of security that you never regret, except between midnight and three am
Ecard text: Your problems are negligible, think of Charlie Sheen. If someone gave YOU a choice between nothing and two million dollars to make a show like Two and a Half Men, you'd be a complete emotional wreck as well.
Ecard text: I am sorry we had a difference of opinion based upon my views being well-researched and nuanced.
Ecard text: I'm sorry I'm not always very modest. But in my defence I have fewer things to be modest about.
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