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Ecard text: happy anniversary. And if today turns out not to be our anniversary, then maybe this can make up for some other time I forgot.
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The Harvard Skull Fiasco is Now Available

There's a new book out in the world, and I wrote it.

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Ecard text: I don't smoke broken pencils anymore and i don't... i'm sorry, i've forgotten what i was going to say
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