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Birthday Ecard with text: happy birthday and may my premonition that you will be devoured by a giant flesh eating spider not come true this year
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Christmas Ecard with text: I may or may not have gotten you a Christmas spider. The joy lies in the discovery.
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New Year's Ecard with text: My New Years Resolution is to put fewer spiders in your breakfast cereal when you're not looking.
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Birthday Ecard with text: Be careful when you are cutting your birthday cake in case in contains a nest of spiders. Lunging at spiders with a knife might make them misinterpret the situation.
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm not saying that you eat spiders. I'm saying that we don't see spiders when you're around and that you rarely seem to be hungry, and it that it might be possible to exrapolate from this.
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Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: genetically speaking, i think youre taking hell of a risk having children.
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