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Dark Humor Ecard with text: nobody likes the political well informed. try and fit in by talking about paris hilton and nicole richie. you are not allowed to be remarkable. — about this card: arm the teachers | People are always talking about their right to own a gun; they never talk about MY right to own a gun. If I owned a gun I’d be shooting it all the time. Double-parked cars. The occasional jet ski. This bus driver who closed the door as I was about to get on, who I chased for two miles on foot. The real reason I shouldn’t have a gun is how much I want one. And also how much I want a bazooka.

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Happy Thanksgiving Ecard with text: This Thanksgiving, let's be thankful to the US government for only supplying guns to calm, rational people with moderate religious views and opinions.

WTF Ecard with text: on his first foray into the hundred acre wood, christopher robin shot a bear, two kangaroos, a piglet, a rabbit and a small tiger. but no heffalumps or woozles.the stories would have been much, much shorter if a.a.milne had been texan.

Zombie Ecard with text: this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!

Zombie Ecard with text: when zombies attack, remember to save one shell for yourself. your friends and loved ones will thank you!

Zombie Ecard with text: when the zombies attack i'll be right by your side

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?