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Reminder Ecard with text: Warning: bees are everywhere. Take all necessary precautions.
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about this card: bees | Whenever a person tells me they are depressed I suggest they bake some muffins. I tell them research indicates that baking increases production of the monoamine neurotransmitter 5-hydroxytryptamine (serotonin). It’s not true, I just like muffins. If bees were an ingredient in muffins then this post would be slightly less tangential.
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