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Father's Day Ecard with text: Happy Fathers Day and thank you for teaching me about the birds and the bees by leaving your porn stash in a location that was conveniently accessible to children.
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about this card: birds and bees | My Dad wasn’t around much when I was a kid ‘cause he was busy walking on the moon or making movies, so I had 20 or so ‘other Dads’, owing to Nanna’s natural charisma. They taught me all sorts of things, like how to borrow cars, how to grow plants inside a cupboard and how to drive quickly away from banks. Today’s card? Send it to your Dad(s).
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