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Birthday ecard: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people. Ecard image showing: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.

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If you know someone who is having a birthday right now you have to send them today’s wrongcard. Because it’s, like, Providence or something that this card should appear in your life and you have to do it. To ignore Providence is like ignoring God. And we don’t do that, okay, because there will be floods and I’ll have to build an Ark. If I build an Ark I’m not inviting any bears on-board. Screw that.
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If you know someone who is having a birthday right now you have to send them today's wrongcard. Because it's, like, Providence or something that this card should appear in your life and you have to do it. To ignore Providence is like ignoring God. And we don't do that, okay, because there will be floods and I'll have to build an Ark. If I build an Ark I'm not inviting any bears on-board. Screw that.

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