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Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people. — about this card: birthday heart | If you know someone who is having a birthday right now you have to send them today’s wrongcard. Because it’s, like, Providence or something that this card should appear in your life and you have to do it. To ignore Providence is like ignoring God. And we don’t do that, okay, because there will be floods and I’ll have to build an Ark. If I build an Ark I’m not inviting any bears on-board. Screw that.

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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. The other good news is that your need need to make long-term plans is decreasing year by year.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: Don't leave your body to science, leave it to me. Necromancers aren't just born, you know. It all takes practice.

Inspirational Ecard with text: This year you have not been mauled to death by pissed off Grizzly Bears. Clearly whatever you are doing to keep Grizzly Bears at Bay is working.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. You're going to get old and live in one of thousands of identical boxes and then get sad and die. But today is not the day to think about that, ok?

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