Solitary moment | Birthday Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Birthday Ecard with text: a birthday is just a solitary moment in time during a long plummet down into a void of uncertainty. but you get to eat cake!

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Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Am relieved to hear you are pregnant and not merely eating too much cake.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. The other good news is that your need need to make long-term plans is decreasing year by year.

Birthday Ecard with text: Be careful when you are cutting your birthday cake in case in contains a nest of spiders. Lunging at spiders with a knife might make them misinterpret the situation.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. You're going to get old and live in one of thousands of identical boxes and then get sad and die. But today is not the day to think about that, ok?

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