Ecard text: a birthday is just a solitary moment in time during a long plummet down into a void of uncertainty. but you get to eat cake!
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Ecard text: In accordance with some societal conventions that I surmised all by myself, I am sending you a card with the words HAPPY BIRTHDAY written on it. Here is a picture of a dead rat. Clip art is expensive.
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