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Birthday Ecard with text: You have left the mainstream experience, you are disuniting from the collective, you are undergoing dissociation. Happy Birthday.
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about this card: birthday zebra | “But do you understand it?” I asked a friend. He said, ”I’m seeing a birthday zebra that’s troubled by its temporary individuality, isolation and detachment, but will happily return to the unremarkable anonymity of herd experience tomorrow”. I looked at him and said: “Actually I just wanted to draw a zebra."
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