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Birthday ecard: You have left the mainstream experience, you are disuniting from the collective, you are undergoing dissociation. Happy Birthday. Ecard image showing: You have left the mainstream experience, you are disuniting from the collective, you are undergoing dissociation. Happy Birthday.

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‘But do you understand it?’ I asked a friend. He said, ‘I am seeing a birthday zebra that’s troubled by its temporary individuality, isolation and detachment, but will happily return to the unremarkable anonymity of herd experience tomorrow’. I looked at him and said: ‘Actually I just wanted to draw a zebra.’
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'But do you understand it?' I asked a friend. He said, 'I am seeing a birthday zebra that's troubled by its temporary individuality, isolation and detachment, but will happily return to the unremarkable anonymity of herd experience tomorrow'. I looked at him and said: 'Actually I just wanted to draw a zebra.'

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You have left the mainstream experience, you are disuniting from the collective, you are undergoing dissociation. Happy Birthday.

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