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Mother's Day ecard: I dont blame you for anything, other than my inexplicable phobia of vampire geese.
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This card is from 2010, which goes to show you how long I’ve been aware of the vampire geese cover-up. What? You haven’t heard of it? Let me show you something. If you ever mention something that others haven’t heard of, say this phrase, ‘The mainstream media doesn’t want you to know about _____!’. In this case, ‘Vampire Geese’. Seriously, how have I not been invited onto Fox News by now?
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blaming mother

This card is from 2010, which goes to show you how long I've been aware of the vampire geese cover-up. What? You haven't heard of it? Let me show you something. If you ever mention something that others haven't heard of, say this phrase, 'The mainstream media doesn't want you to know about _____!'. In this case, 'Vampire Geese'. Seriously, how have I not been invited onto Fox News by now?

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