Mother's Day Ecard with text: I dont blame you for anything, other than my inexplicable phobia of vampire geese.

About This Card | This card is from 2010, which goes to show you how long I’ve been aware of the vampire geese cover-up. What? You haven’t heard of it? Let me show you something. If you ever mention something that others haven’t heard of, say this phrase: “The mainstream media doesn’t want you to know about _____!”. In this case, ‘Vampire Geese’. Seriously, how have I not been invited onto Fox News by now?

8 Jun 2010