about this card:blaming mother | This card is from 2010, which goes to show you how long I’ve been aware of the vampire geese cover-up. What? You haven’t heard of it? Let me show you something. If you ever mention something that others haven’t heard of, say this phrase: “The mainstream media doesn’t want you to know about _____!”. In this case, ‘Vampire Geese’. Seriously, how have I not been invited onto Fox News by now?
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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?