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Apology ecard: I will forgive you for not making me a better person if you make cake. Ecard image showing: I will forgive you for not making me a better person if you make cake.

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I’m a good boy: I visit Mother once every three years whether I want to or not, though I tend not to call her on Mothers Day in case she starts to get uppish. I’m a firm believer in doing nice things for Mother so I will probably remember to send her this card this year.
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I'm a good boy: I visit Mother once every three years whether I want to or not, though I tend not to call her on Mothers Day in case she starts to get uppish. I'm a firm believer in doing nice things for Mother so I will probably remember to send her this card this year.

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I will forgive you for not making me a better person if you make cake.

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