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‘You didn’t give me a Birthday card,’ she said. ‘Oh that’s right, your Birthday is in September. When is it exactly?’ ‘It was two weeks ago.’ ‘Hmm, I should buy you a card.’ ‘You OWN a greeting card company!’ ‘That’s right, I do - so can I make you a card, then? It’s just that it would be cheaper for me.’ ‘Alright, ‘she said, ‘but I want it to be a nice card. A picture of a puppy or something.’
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'You didn't give me a Birthday card,' she said. 'Oh that's right, your Birthday is in September. When is it exactly?' 'It was two weeks ago.' 'Hmm, I should buy you a card.' 'You OWN a greeting card company!' 'That's right, I do - so can I make you a card, then? It's just that it would be cheaper for me.' 'Alright, 'she said, 'but I want it to be a nice card. A picture of a puppy or something.'

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Happy Birthday. Right: Picture of a dog holding someone's hand.

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