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Apology ecard: I want you to know that i would probably be feeling very apologetic towards you right now if I was capable of feeling that sort of emotion. Ecard image showing: I want you to know that i would probably be feeling very apologetic towards you right now if I was capable of feeling that sort of emotion.

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People, I have a dream - and in that dream there’s a goat flying a biplane wearing a leather helmet and goggles and he’ chanting Wagner. That’s why you shouldn’t follow your dreams; sometimes they’re rubbish. Now, today’s card is an apology ecard. If you should ever really need a good card to apologize to someone for something, remember - wrongcards: not the best place for that.
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People, I have a dream - and in that dream there's a goat flying a biplane wearing a leather helmet and goggles and he' chanting Wagner. That's why you shouldn't follow your dreams; sometimes they're rubbish. Now, today's card is an apology ecard. If you should ever really need a good card to apologize to someone for something, remember - wrongcards: not the best place for that.

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I want you to know that i would probably be feeling very apologetic towards you right now if I was capable of feeling that sort of emotion.

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