I’m an acknowledged expert in a couple of fields - it’s only modesty preventing me from telling you which. But I will say that my as yet unpublished tome ‘The Psychology of Wasps and Wasp-like Invertebrates’ puts me among the greatest scientific minds of our age. I just need to secure a publisher (the hardware store won’t sell me any zip-ties). Oh, I’m also an expert on romance. I’m such a renaissance man.