Ecard text: happy valentines day. lets celebrate the uniqueness of our romance with some random ecard i found on the internet.
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Ecard text: You can tell your kids that they probably can't make mutant friends who'll help them fight crime with them this way, but it's probably a more effective lesson if you just let them work it out for themselves.
Ecard text: I think its because you tend to suffer weird, debilitating paroxysms of guilt, doubt & anxiety. You make me feel so damned well-adjusted and secure! WOOT!
Ecard text: I am willing to praise the teachings of Chairman Mao if it will kept keep Thanksgiving interesting.
Ecard text: Happy Mothers Day. Thank you for raising me to be someone around whom cats are very safe, no matter how amorous I might be feeling.
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