Ecard text: happy valentines day. lets celebrate the uniqueness of our romance with some random ecard i found on the internet.
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Ecard text: I'm sorry I don't always know what you want me to do, maybe if you said less I'd know which parts to pay attention to.
Ecard text: I am not admitting anything here - I am simply saying that you should probably use hand sanitizer after using the photocopier.
Ecard text: I will forgive you for not making me a better person if you make cake.
Ecard text: If you don't know why I'm apologizing, please disregard this ecard. It's nothing and you always forgive me eventually anyway so just think about something else. Go like this:         LA La la la la LA.
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