WRONGCARDS

WRONGCARDS

  • home
  • celebration
  • holiday
  • love
  • concerned
  • family
  • jewish
  • just because
  • about
  • newsletters
  • buy me a coffee
  • get in touch

Copyright © 2008 — 2026 Wrongcards

Wrongcards Logo Wrongcards Logo
Skip to main content

Navigation shortcuts:

  • Press '/' to focus search
  • Press 'Esc' to close menus
  • About
  • Search
  • Buy Me a Coffee
  • @Bluesky

Categories

  • Celebration
  • Family
  • Concerned (current section)
    • Apology (current page)
    • Cheer Up
    • Excuses
    • Get Well
    • Missing You
    • Reminder
    • Sympathy
    • Thanks
    • Thinking of You
  • Holiday
  • Jewish
  • Just Because
  • Love
  • Dark Humor
Apology ecard: I am sorry your child is crap at drawing. SEE? the perspective is all off ... Ecard image showing: I am sorry your child is crap at drawing. SEE? the perspective is all off ...

About This Card

..
  1. Home /
  2. Ecards /
  3. Concerned /
  4. Apology /
  5. Childrens art critic
Published on 3 Jul 2010

childrens art critic

Previous Prev

Share this Card

Share on Twitter Share on LinkedIn Share on Facebook Share on Pinterest Share on Reddit Share via Email
SEND
Next Next
you might also like
Baby ecard with text: Congratulations on your pregnancy. I hope your child is born with antlers because antlers are frickin sweet and nobody is the playground is gonna mess with a child born with antlers.

antlers

Category: Baby

February 20, 2013
Family ecard with text: I think that if you had been an only child, you would have become lonely and tried to imagine me. And that would have become dangerous because if your imagination had summoned me, I would have wound up becoming our parents favorite again.

favoritism

Category: Family

March 28, 2011
Happy Hannukah ecard with text: Happy Hanukkah from somebody who doesn't really know what it is and hopes you will never try to explain it.

hanukkah duck

Category: Happy Hannukah

December 3, 2010
Baby ecard with text: Aside from the fact that, generally speaking, your baby has poor personal hygiene and is lazy, incoherent, unmotivated, self-absorbed, and hogging all the attention, I think the child has a lot to recommend it.

lazy and unmotivated

Category: Baby

August 9, 2010
from the newsletter

But then, heedless of my misgivings and better judgement, we succumbed to the demands of evolutionary psychology and had a baby.

— The Women in the Woods are Fey and Strange

you might also like
Baby ecard with text: Congratulations on your pregnancy. I hope your child is born with antlers because antlers are frickin sweet and nobody is the playground is gonna mess with a child born with antlers.

antlers

Category: Baby

February 20, 2013
Family ecard with text: I think that if you had been an only child, you would have become lonely and tried to imagine me. And that would have become dangerous because if your imagination had summoned me, I would have wound up becoming our parents favorite again.

favoritism

Category: Family

March 28, 2011
Happy Hannukah ecard with text: Happy Hanukkah from somebody who doesn't really know what it is and hopes you will never try to explain it.

hanukkah duck

Category: Happy Hannukah

December 3, 2010
Baby ecard with text: Aside from the fact that, generally speaking, your baby has poor personal hygiene and is lazy, incoherent, unmotivated, self-absorbed, and hogging all the attention, I think the child has a lot to recommend it.

lazy and unmotivated

Category: Baby

August 9, 2010
latest newsletters (opens in new tab)
  1. The Many People I Have Failed to Recognize, Including Myself

    — In which I am repeatedly, confidently wrong about who I'm talking to.

    Opens in new tab

  2. A Non-Violent Method for Becoming a Better Person

    — Unresolved anger issues? Sure. Which among us is perfect?

    Opens in new tab

  3. The First of Many Missteps in America

    — Wherein I am confused by breakfast, and America is confused by me

    Opens in new tab

  4. Norah and the Spider Baby

    — A true account of my mother, a ghost, and an email I ought not have sent.

    Opens in new tab

I wrote a book

Book cover of 'The Harvard Skull Fiasco' showing [describe visual elements if any]

The Harvard Skull Fiasco

One heist.

Thirty-seven accomplices.

What could possibly go wrong?

Buy at Amazon (opens in new tab)
An illustration of a coffee-cup, and the text: 'buy me coffee'.

childrens art critic

..

tags:child, drawing, art

I am sorry your child is crap at drawing. SEE? the perspective is all off ...

Copyright © 2008 — 2026 Wrongcards

  • About Me
  • Newsletters
  • Privacy
  • Ban Wrongcards
  • Complaints
  • Contact
Back to top