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New Year's ecard: Late again with the New Years Celebrations, China? Don't worry about the dragons. If you look closely you'll see they have people inside of them. Ecard image showing: Late again with the New Years Celebrations, China? Don't worry about the dragons. If you look closely you'll see they have people inside of them.

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‘Late again with the New Year’s Celebrations, China?’ has really annoyed some people in the past. One time, I responded to a complaint about it with the observation that they shouldn’t feel so insecure, ’especially considering how China had given the world so much, like sushi, origami and ninjas.’ If I haven’t mentioned it lately, I really like my job.
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chinese new years

'Late again with the New Year's Celebrations, China?' has really annoyed some people in the past. One time, I responded to a complaint about it with the observation that they shouldn't feel so insecure, 'especially considering how China had given the world so much, like sushi, origami and ninjas.' If I haven't mentioned it lately, I really like my job.

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Late again with the New Years Celebrations, China? Don't worry about the dragons. If you look closely you'll see they have people inside of them.

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