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New Year's Ecard with text: Late again with the New Years Celebrations, China? Don't worry about the dragons. If you look closely you'll see they have people inside of them. — about this card: chinese new years | Late again with the New Year’s Celebrations, China?" has really annoyed some people in the past. One time, I responded to a complaint about it with the observation that they shouldn’t feel so insecure, “especially considering how China had given the world so much, like sushi, origami and ninjas.” If I haven’t mentioned it lately, I really like my job.

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Excuses Ecard with text: Cannot hang out. Am a prisoner of my mind and it needs me to kill dragons.

TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and we have not been devoured by a phalanx of Komodo Dragons.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?