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Missing You ecard: I miss you. Do you think I WANT to have no choice but to break a plate every day until you come home just to get my point across? Ecard image showing: I miss you. Do you think I WANT to have no choice but to break a plate every day until you come home just to get my point across?

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Today’s card is a Missing You Wrongcard. And I believe that it would probably be endorsed by the American Psychiatric Association but I can’t get through to them again this morning - they keep changing their phone number.
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Published on 15 Jun 2011

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Today's card is a Missing You Wrongcard. And I believe that it would probably be endorsed by the American Psychiatric Association but I can't get through to them again this morning - they keep changing their phone number.

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I miss you. Do you think I WANT to have no choice but to break a plate every day until you come home just to get my point across?

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