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Christmas Ecard with text: In accordance with tradition, and like most others, this Christmas card has lots of deer in it. With a picture of venison. — about this card: christmas deer | “What are you getting me for Christmas?” she asked. , “A card,” I replied., “Because you own a greeting card company, right?” , “That’s right. If I give you a card I get to save money.”, “Great.” , “It is pretty cool,” I agreed. , “Well, at least promise me it’ll be a traditional Christmas card, with deer on it or something.”, “I promise.”

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Christmas Ecard with text: merry christmas. dear Santa, all I want this year is a leg of your finest venison. Dancer or Prancer is ok but not Rudolf cause he is some kind of genetic freak.

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Christmas Ecard with text: I badly wanted to buy you a Christmas present this year but what with this whole economic meltdown and everything... So here is a drawing I did for you of a deer instead. Actually I might have traced it.

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