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Christmas Ecard with text: In accordance with tradition, and like most others, this Christmas card has lots of deer in it. With a picture of venison.
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about this card: christmas deer | “What are you getting me for Christmas?” she asked. , “A card,” I replied., “Because you own a greeting card company, right?” , “That’s right. If I give you a card I get to save money.”, “Great.” , “It is pretty cool,” I agreed. , “Well, at least promise me it’ll be a traditional Christmas card, with deer on it or something.”, “I promise.”
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