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Christmas Ecard with text: So some Italians nailed a pacifist, anti-materialist Jewish guy to a few planks and now we celebrate his birthday with a shopping spree. And while this is not considered tactless, it is considered tactless to mention it.
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about this card: a christmas exegesis | On Wednesdays I like to post an older card but occasionally I’ll look at my calendar and notice that everyone has skipped a day by accident. On Thursdays I like to lurk behind doors and hiss at passers by. It’s not very Christmassy but, like everybody else, irrational traditions have always played an important part in my life.
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