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Christmas Ecard with text: Due to prohibitively strict laws in my State, I could not this year contrive to present you with the severed head of Justin Bieber as a Christmas gift. And I say so with heartfelt regret and feelings of utter despondency.

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Christmas Ecard with text: santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.

WTF Ecard with text: Never annoy a dozen 4-year-olds who are armed with hatchets. Because they could probably take you down.

WTF Ecard with text: FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.

Jewish Ecard with text: Dear Jewish person, I agree to be your friend on the condition that you at least TRY not to kill Jesus when he comes back.

Family Ecard with text: Dont worry. Whatever happens I'm never gonna put you in an old peoples home.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?