Clowns and logic | Reminders Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Reminders Ecard with text: You cannot kill a clown with logic. But you can kill it with a hammer. — about this card: clowns and logic | What is Christmas about, anyway? For me it’s about inspiring others to be better. As an inspirational figure I want to remind you all that there are people in the world who, for reasons of ethnicity, don’t celebrate Christmas. You should reach out to them and make them feel bad about that, so maybe next year they WILL celebrate Christmas, and maybe buy us both presents. Man that’d be cool.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: When they came for the clowns, I did not speak out - because I felt pretty good about it really. And in conclusion I would like to add WOOHOO! (Picture of a clown being dragged away).

Christmas Ecard with text: santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.

WTF Ecard with text: Never annoy a dozen 4-year-olds who are armed with hatchets. Because they could probably take you down.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: You are the best thing that ever happened to me except for that one time when I found half a clown under a bridge. That was a great day!

WTF Ecard with text: FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.

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