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Reminder Ecard with text: You cannot kill a clown with logic. But you can kill it with a hammer.
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about this card: clowns and logic | What is Christmas about, anyway? For me it’s about inspiring others to be better. As an inspirational figure I want to remind you all that there are people in the world who, for reasons of ethnicity, don’t celebrate Christmas. You should reach out to them and make them feel bad about that, so maybe next year they WILL celebrate Christmas, and maybe buy us both presents. Man that’d be cool.
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