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Excuses ecard: I regret I cannot attend your party due to my concern that the people there might unintentionally make me feel as if I am wandering alone in a cold dark void. Ecard image showing: I regret I cannot attend your party due to my concern that the people there might unintentionally make me feel as if I am wandering alone in a cold dark void.

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You can use today’s card to extricate yourself from an invitation to a party so that you can do more important things, like space out on the internet or micromanage your Japanese fugu smuggling operation. This card is just so amazingly reasonable - what could possibly go wrong?
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Published on 31 Jan 2011

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You can use today's card to extricate yourself from an invitation to a party so that you can do more important things, like space out on the internet or micromanage your Japanese fugu smuggling operation. This card is just so amazingly reasonable - what could possibly go wrong?

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I regret I cannot attend your party due to my concern that the people there might unintentionally make me feel as if I am wandering alone in a cold dark void.

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