free ecards that are
wrong for every occasion
Father's Day Ecard with text: Happy Father's Day, even if we don't have much in common other than an early interest in my Mother's breasts.
send
about this card: commonality | Look over your shoulder - is somebody there? If not, quietly click on the link and look upon the Wrongcard that you won’t be sending your Dad for Father’s Day. Then - close the window and try not to think about it too much.
The Harvard Skull Fiasco

Keep up with my nonsense

Subscribe to my newsletter
and get one of my ebooks for free.

Somewhat Related Wrongcards

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry for what I did or did not do. Though in my defence this entire relationship was caused by your breasts. (Illustration of badger with the caption - A BADGER. Why does everything have to be relevent?)
view send
Father's Day Ecard with text: Happy Fathers Day and thank you for teaching me about the birds and the bees by leaving your porn stash in a location that was conveniently accessible to children.
view send
Father's Day Ecard with text: Dad, thanks for turning me into a self-made man
view send
Father's Day Ecard with text: Happy father's day from one of your more legitimate children
view send
Father's Day Ecard with text: happy father's day and thank you for making sure that half of my genetic material did not wind up trapped in a bubble of latex.
view send