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Father's Day Ecard with text: Happy Father's Day, even if we don't have much in common other than an early interest in my Mother's breasts. — about this card: commonality | Look over your shoulder - is somebody there? If not, quietly click on the link and look upon the Wrongcard that you won’t be sending your Dad for Father’s Day. Then - close the window and try not to think about it too much.

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