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Baby ecard: I was going to bring your new baby gold, frankincense and myrrh but I remembered how badly that can turn out. Ecard image showing: I was going to bring your new baby gold, frankincense and myrrh but I remembered how badly that can turn out.

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Things might be getting Christmassy but people still seem to be having babies regardless. I don’t have a problem with it because you can buy the child one present per year and say: ’this is for your birthday AND Christmas’. This also means more money to spend each year on expensive, imported gourmet puddings.
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december baby

Things might be getting Christmassy but people still seem to be having babies regardless. I don't have a problem with it because you can buy the child one present per year and say: 'this is for your birthday AND Christmas'. This also means more money to spend each year on expensive, imported gourmet puddings.

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I was going to bring your new baby gold, frankincense and myrrh but I remembered how badly that can turn out.

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