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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I made you envy my penis.

freudian slipknot

Here's a vaguely NSFW-ish card that would be wrong for anyone to send to anyone. Unless, perhaps, to Mother. Allegedly I have issues. Can't afford a therapist so I did some self-diagnosis with shoplifted psychology textbooks. The diagnosis? Aside from my phobia of clowns my mental health is awesome.

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Redcliffe doesn’t make you wonder if some evil genius is dumping methamphetamines into the water supply. You can exist here, somehow, for years without experiencing a sudden inclination to buy yourself a firearm. I think I was in Florida for four hours before I wanted to buy a gun.

— The Sunshine State Without the Crazy

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My Blameless Life

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freudian slipknot

Here's a vaguely NSFW-ish card that would be wrong for anyone to send to anyone. Unless, perhaps, to Mother. Allegedly I have issues. Can't afford a therapist so I did some self-diagnosis with shoplifted psychology textbooks. The diagnosis? Aside from my phobia of clowns my mental health is awesome.

Apology

annoying stuff

...

Love

latest newsletters

A cautionary tale about inappropriate postcards, forgotten Amazon stores, and why I'm giving away the evidence.

— I Made Postcards You'd Only Send to Your Enemies

On the hidden costs of raising children in late-stage capitalism.

— When Your Inner Monologue Escapes

How the author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy foresaw AI chatbots, voice assistants, and irritating kitchen appliances decades before anyone else

— Don't Panic, but Douglas Adams Predicted All of This

Our decline into madness is inevitable, so there's really no need to panic.

— Never Go Full Rowling (Spoiler: You Will)

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ironically penile augmentation is cheaper than this car

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