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Zombie Ecard with text: You may be tempted to fortify yourself in a shopping mall. zombies know this trick! remember, and plan your contingencies with creativity.

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Zombie Ecard with text: A realist's plan for dealing with a zombie outbreak. step 1) run away screaming with hands over head in sheer panic and terror.

Zombie Ecard with text: A zombie apocalypse can get pretty lonely. But no matter how alone, how bored, how curious, don't even think about it.

Zombie Ecard with text: 'In the event of zombies, remember: sanity first. Try to take some time out of every day to enjoy yourself. (Picture of bloodstained bobcat forklift thing chasing zombie).'

Zombie Ecard with text: Remember, never mistake a horde or shoppers with a sudden outbreak of zombies. the authorities will not understand.

Zombie Ecard with text: If you should ever be bitten by a zombie ... look don't worry about it. I'll sort it out.

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