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Zombie ecard: this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared! Ecard image showing: this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!

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Published on 4 May 2008

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this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!

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