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Ecard text: this man attempted to reason with zombies. don't be like him. remember - handle all human-zombie dialog with a 12-gauge double-barreled remington. let's all be prepared!
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The Perfect Query Letter for Literary Agents

My quest to find a literary agent, its reasons, and some very excellent advice on how you too can query a literary agent.

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