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Reminders ecard: Ladies, if you're going to sleep with anybody today, sleep with a dude. Ecard image showing: Ladies, if you're going to sleep with anybody today, sleep with a dude.

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As you know the jury is still out on science. That’s why I mistrust statistics, unless they’re my own, of course, ‘cause I always check my statistics in my head, just to see if they feel plausible. Anyway today I wanted to do something for a Men’s Advocacy Group. I like to do things for men. Raise awareness of how we think. And I can already tell that 113.4% percent of you think I nailed it.
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Published on 7 Sep 2012

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As you know the jury is still out on science. That’s why I mistrust statistics, unless they’re my own, of course, 'cause I always check my statistics in my head, just to see if they feel plausible. Anyway today I wanted to do something for a Men’s Advocacy Group. I like to do things for men. Raise awareness of how we think. And I can already tell that 113.4% percent of you think I nailed it.

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