An effective noose | Dark Humor Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Dark Humor Ecard with text: If we lose our jobs, let's start a small non-profit devoted to teaching bankers on Wall Street how to tie an effective noose. ps. yes I know i'm a genius.

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Halloween Greetings Ecard with text: Trick'o'treating teaches children how to run extortion rackets for candy. You might as well just TELL them to grow up and become bankers.

Halloween Greetings Ecard with text: The most successful 'trick or treat' in history was carried out by some merry pranksters in the Wall Street investment banking community, and it led to the passing of the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008.

Dark Humor Ecard with text: i am secretly relieved that my burning desire to hang wall street executives from the nearest lamp post is fast becoming socially acceptable.

Zombie Ecard with text: when zombies attack, remember to save one shell for yourself. your friends and loved ones will thank you!

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?