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Apology ecard: I am sorry you sometimes say irrational things when you get angry and that my effortless rebuttal only seems to further infuriate you. Ecard image showing: I am sorry you sometimes say irrational things when you get angry and that my effortless rebuttal only seems to further infuriate you.

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Apologies? Well, there are times when the Nice People From Human Resources have ushered you into a special meeting, and they’ve given you a scone and tea and are talking in careful measured tones about ‘conduct’, whatever the hell that is. When that happens, don’t throw the scone at anyone. Trust me. Anyhoo, I’ve got nothing to say about apologies.
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Published on 27 Oct 2012

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Apologies? Well, there are times when the Nice People From Human Resources have ushered you into a special meeting, and they've given you a scone and tea and are talking in careful measured tones about 'conduct', whatever the hell that is. When that happens, don't throw the scone at anyone. Trust me. Anyhoo, I've got nothing to say about apologies.

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