Effortless | Apology Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you sometimes say irrational things when you get angry and that my effortless rebuttal only seems to further infuriate you. — about this card: effortless | Apologies? Well, there are times when the Nice People From Human Resources have ushered you into a special meeting, and they’ve given you a scone and tea and are talking in careful measured tones about ‘conduct’, whatever the hell that is. When that happens, don’t throw the scone at anyone. Trust me. Anyhoo, I’ve got nothing to say about apologies.

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Workplace Ecard with text: Companies are always looking for someone who can think outside the box. They like to hire them, and force them to not think outside the box.

WTF Ecard with text: FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: I want to make sweet love to you like an anteater.

Weddings, Engagements, and Other Mistakes Ecard with text: Congratulations on your upcoming marriage, I can't wait to see which one of you wins.

WTF Ecard with text: 'Sometimes I look up into the night sky and wonder: why wont the aliens abduct and probe me?'

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The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

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I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

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I tell you, it really makes a man think.

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I tell you, it really makes a man think.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?