Free Apology Ecard: 'Effortless' | Wrongcards

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you sometimes say irrational things when you get angry and that my effortless rebuttal only seems to further infuriate you. — about this card: effortless | Apologies? Well, there are times when the Nice People From Human Resources have ushered you into a special meeting, and they’ve given you a scone and tea and are talking in careful measured tones about ‘conduct’, whatever the hell that is. When that happens, don’t throw the scone at anyone. Trust me. Anyhoo, I’ve got nothing to say about apologies.

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Workplace Ecard with text: Companies are always looking for someone who can think outside the box. They like to hire them, and force them to not think outside the box.

WTF Ecard with text: FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.

Flirting Ecard with text: I want to make sweet love to you like an anteater.

Weddings Ecard with text: Congratulations on your upcoming marriage, I can't wait to see which one of you wins.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?