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Christmas Ecard with text: It is an increasingly common practice to put an elf doll in children's bedrooms. A supernatural doll that gathers data on their ethical performance. Former Russian KGB officers are probably kicking themselves.
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about this card: elf | I watch Bill O’Reilly so I know that the widespread lack of belief in Santa can be explained as a plot against Christmas by liberal elites. Sometimes I’m not certain though. I tortured this elf in my bedroom for more information, and I’m very good at that, but so far he’s given up nothing. I feel like I’ve failed all of you.
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