![Christmas Ecard with text: It is an increasingly common practice to put an elf doll in children's bedrooms. A supernatural doll that gathers data on their ethical performance. Former Russian KGB officers are probably kicking themselves.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/710_hucd92af4231db0a4ae836d78e5070707d_23839_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | I watch Bill O’Reilly so I know that the widespread lack of belief in Santa can be explained as a plot against Christmas by liberal elites. Sometimes I’m not certain though. I tortured this elf in my bedroom for more information, and I’m very good at that, but so far he’s given up nothing. I feel like I’ve failed all of you.
15 Dec 2011