Free St. Patrick's Day Ecard: 'Enjoy Stpatricks Day' | Wrongcards

St. Patrick's Day Ecard with text: In order for me to actually enjoy St Patricks Day, I have to take all the potatoes away from you. — about this card: enjoy stpatricks day | I’m in Boston and that means I’m obliged to get falling-down-drunk with friends on St Patrick’s Day. Ireland’s nationalist movement needs a good, alcoholic kick once a year, and if I have to wake up in a pool of someone else’s vomit, so be it. I’ll do anything for a good cause. Oh, today’s card? Sorry Irish people.

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