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St Patricks's Day ecard: In order for me to actually enjoy St Patricks Day, I have to take all the potatoes away from you. Ecard image showing: In order for me to actually enjoy St Patricks Day, I have to take all the potatoes away from you.

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I’m in Boston and that means I’m obliged to get falling-down-drunk with friends on St Patrick’s Day. Ireland’s nationalist movement needs a good, alcoholic kick once a year, and if I have to wake up in a pool of someone else’s vomit, so be it. I’ll do anything for a good cause. Oh, today’s card? Sorry Irish people.
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Published on 15 Mar 2011

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enjoy stpatricks day

I'm in Boston and that means I'm obliged to get falling-down-drunk with friends on St Patrick's Day. Ireland's nationalist movement needs a good, alcoholic kick once a year, and if I have to wake up in a pool of someone else's vomit, so be it. I'll do anything for a good cause. Oh, today's card? Sorry Irish people.

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In order for me to actually enjoy St Patricks Day, I have to take all the potatoes away from you.

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