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Reminders ecard: Everybody knows that without me you probably would have been eaten by leopards by now. Ecard image showing: Everybody knows that without me you probably would have been eaten by leopards by now.

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It’s a terrible thing to be unappreciated. When you are the very glue that holds everyone around you together, you can’t expect a thanks, praise or ice-cream. But sometimes it might help to remind your friends and family how integral you are to the structural integrity of their lives.
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Published on 7 Sep 2010

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