free ecards that are
wrong for every occasion
Birthday Ecard with text: happy birthday! btw when i said i was getting you a pony, i kinda lied. instead, here is a picture of some very colorful balloons. yay! Yay! everyone loves balloons! now shhhhh! i want to watch my show.
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Somewhat Related Wrongcards

Valentines Ecard with text: Here it is. Your Valentines Day card. Because there just isn't enough trite sentimentality in the world. (A picture of an inflatable pony with the caption - mildly disturbing picture of an inflatable pony.)
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Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day. And just think about how much better our relationship would be if you had just bought me a pony like I asked?   I guess you'll have to be content with a crap ecard.
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Workplace Ecard with text: 'If you were paying attention you would have realized by now that you were promised a pony, but you never received this pony, and that this constitutes a massive betrayal in your life. And the only way to diminish this dull yet irrevocable pain in your heart is to stab random friends and co-workers with pens. Stop by later, I have some pens I'm prepared to sell you.'
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