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Excuses ecard: I can't hang out with you after all. Everything is fine. I just have to find out what's up with my weed. Ecard image showing: I can't hang out with you after all. Everything is fine. I just have to find out what's up with my weed.

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I find people very demanding. ‘Do this, do that, be quiet, don’t eat my pudding, put down that knife, tie it off with a tourniquet, drive me to a hospital, what do you mean we’re stopping to buy ice cream?’ Today’s card? Send it to anyone and they’ll probably just GIVE you their pudding. It’s only reasonable, really.
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Published on 15 Jul 2011

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everything is fine

I find people very demanding. 'Do this, do that, be quiet, don't eat my pudding, put down that knife, tie it off with a tourniquet, drive me to a hospital, what do you mean we're stopping to buy ice cream?' Today's card? Send it to anyone and they'll probably just GIVE you their pudding. It's only reasonable, really.

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I can't hang out with you after all. Everything is fine. I just have to find out what's up with my weed.

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