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Dark Humor ecard: I don't know what scares me more - International Terrorism, or that 46% of American voters believe the world was created in six days. Ecard image showing: I don't know what scares me more - International Terrorism, or that 46% of American voters believe the world was created in six days.

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One of my daily challenges is the fact that I understand politics better than everybody else. I already know who will win the US election - some really rich Americans who live in Monaco and Switzerland. Normal Americans who live inside the United States won’t fare so well, of course, but at least they’ll get to have some interesting arguments among themselves at Thanksgiving.
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One of my daily challenges is the fact that I understand politics better than everybody else. I already know who will win the US election - some really rich Americans who live in Monaco and Switzerland. Normal Americans who live inside the United States won't fare so well, of course, but at least they'll get to have some interesting arguments among themselves at Thanksgiving.

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