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Anyone who read Wuthering Heights knows that Heathcliff rifled about with Cathy’s corpse exactly twice. Linton was immune to such passion, of course, and this is why women always prefer Heathcliff, or any wild-eyed savage who’d cuddle a lady’s corpse just for the sake of nostalgia. It’s called being romantic, fellers. Pay attention to Wrongcards and I’ll teach you all about it.
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the extra mile

Anyone who read Wuthering Heights knows that Heathcliff rifled about with Cathy's corpse exactly twice. Linton was immune to such passion, of course, and this is why women always prefer Heathcliff, or any wild-eyed savage who'd cuddle a lady's corpse just for the sake of nostalgia. It's called being romantic, fellers. Pay attention to Wrongcards and I'll teach you all about it.

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Anyone can promise to be attracted to you until death. But when it comes to making promises I believe in going the extra mile. And a picture of a skeleton.

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