Sympathy Ecard with text: Funeral homes don't want you to know about the extremely inexpensive hyenas at the zoo option.
About This Card

Most of my friends are not going to live through the impending Mayan Doomsday because they simply refuse to take my ‘stop, drop and roll’ drills seriously. So I’m accepting their impending deaths stoically in advance. I’m not that sad actually, possibly because I’ve been making sympathy cards to send to myself. Emotional intelligence makes life easier.

7 Dec 2012