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Baby ecard: In fairness to myself, the only reason I don't want to hear all about your pregnancy is because I think the process is icky.
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Today’s card is for those who talk frankly about their pregnancies. Or rather, today’s card is not for those people. Remember: one of the dangers of Wrongcards is that when you send them to others you run the risk of making yourself understood. I hope this message finds you fine and well.
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Published on 6 Apr 2011

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fairness to myself

Today's card is for those who talk frankly about their pregnancies. Or rather, today's card is not for those people. Remember: one of the dangers of Wrongcards is that when you send them to others you run the risk of making yourself understood. I hope this message finds you fine and well.

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In fairness to myself, the only reason I don't want to hear all about your pregnancy is because I think the process is icky.

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