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Family Ecard with text: Thank you for turning me into one of those mysterious people who never talk about their families.
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about this card: family portrait | I believe that families should always communicate. This can, however, be a challenge when your only apparent relative is dead. Even though my Nanna isn’t with us anymore, conversations with her can get a bit one-sided; it’s hard to get a word in edgewise over her demented shrieking and wailing. My advice: when a loved-one dies, do not hire a witch doctor to be a funeral director.
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