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CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. At least you are not a slug being eaten by ants.

slug life

Sometimes other people feel sad, either because they're feeling under the weather or because they've lost their wallet or even their their arm during a tragic misunderstanding in a game of monopoly. As a general rule when people feel down we all try to help them feel better. It's a societal rule. Without societal rules society would fall apart and nobody would ever deserve chocolate pudding.

CheerUp

lots of fun, but

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Zombie

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I don’t know how many interactions I can have with German kettle manufacturers before something finally breaks within me.

— Never Go Full Rowling

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My Blameless Life

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slug life

Sometimes other people feel sad, either because they're feeling under the weather or because they've lost their wallet or even their their arm during a tragic misunderstanding in a game of monopoly. As a general rule when people feel down we all try to help them feel better. It's a societal rule. Without societal rules society would fall apart and nobody would ever deserve chocolate pudding.

CheerUp

lots of fun, but

...

Zombie

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Our decline into madness is inevitable, so there's really no need to panic.

— Never Go Full Rowling (Spoiler: You Will)

feeling terribly sad

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tags:chainsaw, sad

I miss you and it makes me feel terribly terribly vulnerable So I carry a chainsaw around with me and feel a lot better about things overall.

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