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Topical Ecard with text: I will call the feminist project a success when women no longer ask men to empty mouse traps.
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about this card: feminist project | As a man I’ve always considered myself a feminist, I think it’s because women look really nice. One of the great triumphs of feminism, I think, was getting women out of those uncomfortable shoes that made them really irritable. Do you know how many men went deaf from being screamed at by uncomfortably shod women? Two bazillion. Trust me, I’m very good with statistics.
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