Ecard text: Clowns.. if a few go missing now and then, who is going to notice?
about this card
It's re-hash Wednesday, which means I get to publish an older card and take the rest of the day off, ideally to do something frivolous. It's an important tradition to me because Wrongcards is a work of great seriousness and without a little bit of irresponsibility I'd probably go mad.
ABOUT THIS CARD
It's re-hash Wednesday, which means I get to publish an older card and take the rest of the day off, ideally to do something frivolous. It's an important tradition to me because Wrongcards is a work of great seriousness and without a little bit of irresponsibility I'd probably go mad.

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