A few go missing | WTF Ecard | WRONGCARDS

WTF Ecard with text: Clowns.. if a few go missing now and then, who is going to notice? — about this card: a few go missing | It’s re-hash Wednesday, which means I get to publish an older card and take the rest of the day off, ideally to do something frivolous. It’s an important tradition to me because Wrongcards is a work of great seriousness and without a little bit of irresponsibility I’d probably go mad.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: When they came for the clowns, I did not speak out - because I felt pretty good about it really. And in conclusion I would like to add WOOHOO! (Picture of a clown being dragged away).

Thinking of You Ecard with text: You are the best thing that ever happened to me except for that one time when I found half a clown under a bridge. That was a great day!

Inspirational Ecard with text: You would be much happier if you focused on more positive things. With a picture of a dead clown.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. Trust me, somewhere out there, alone and afraid in the woods, a clown is suffering.

Reminders Ecard with text: You cannot kill a clown with logic. But you can kill it with a hammer.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?